Tickle Your Funny Bone: Church Bulletin “Bloopers”
Wednesday, February 03 2010 @ 07:31 AM by Peter Wong
This list of funny church bulletin “bloopers” is making the email rounds with a note to share with others – have a laugh!
***************** * The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. * The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' * Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. * Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you. * Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. * Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. * For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. * Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. * Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So that ends a friendship that began in their school days. * A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. * At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice. * Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. * Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. * Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. * The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. * Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. * The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. * This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. * Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done. * The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. * Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. * The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. * Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. * The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: ‘I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours’.
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